Did you see that movie they released on Dec 25 with the woman from SNL where someone became a cat and someone was dropped into another person’s body and we learned that desire isn’t the point of life?

Soul was great. Funny, touching, human, not too shallow but still has suspense and some action. And it’s educational: I learned that heaven sounds like Kraftwerk.

Led Zeppelin IV (1971)

It’s been 16 months and I’m still pissed off at the guitarist in that Standford, CT coverband who played the Sweet Child of Mine guitar hook wrong ever time. Dude ruined an otherwise serviceable dinner.

After 30 minutes, my new (to me) Xbox now has every game I will need.

Technology is scary. I just saw a video where someone deepfaked Bryce Dallas Howard into a Jessica Chastain movie and whoa. So real.

This is probably the biggest Apple product release this year and nobody seems to be talking about it.

Happy Groundhog Day!

Prometheus (2012)

🎶 Need something to kill 10 mins tonight? Here you go. A code🍊 political sample-based EP I released over the weekend in the vein of EBN & RevCo. Listen now, if things go sideways this week nobody will want to hear these tracks ever again.

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I love you. I miss you. I will see you soon.

Donnie Darko (2001)

Done.

I’m old enough to remember when people used the word “hologram” correctly.

I will never see “content creator” without shaking my head at someone’s attempt to avoid saying “content farmer”.

Clap Clap N G O

this Cats movie is as bad as the broadway version.

Anyone know the Pumpkin Spice McRib launch date?

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s okay to hop on social media and give people permission to do something they’re already doing, even if you aren’t sure who you’re targeting with the advice.

Ok but can we publicly wish for Twitter to die?

Rewatching The Big Lewbowski in my mind amd thinking the secret to the whole thing is that The Dude is a witch.

We know the flat earthers will throw a freaking party when I drive my boat off the edge of the planet.

Time for the Holiday Spirit. I’ve updated my 10-Pack of Songs for Halloween 2020.

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Your periodic reminder: if you use and love an app on your phone, go leave a good review and a 5-star rating. Everyone that hates your favorite app probably took the time to leave a 1-star rating.

I just went back to my PowerBeats Pro after 6 months of AirPods Pro. The AirPods have great ANC but I take back my previous statements saying they sounded as good as the PowerBeats. Ooof.

I’m first in line for Apple Watch 6 at my local Apple Store! Anyone know when it will reopen?

Third time’s the charm?

Day 2: Take 2

Starting Internet Recovery. This may take a while.

Counting each leaping little member of a wild sheep herd? That’s bedlamb.

Maybe kids could go to school in person if they hadn’t named their generation after that terrible video call app.

I think google decided to show me the same 4 terrible ads in YouTube over and over until I break down and turn on tracking/targetted ads.

I’m sorry but you don’t deserve extra credit for starting a meal with a large shared plate of sliced ribeye.

That’s just table steaks.

WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!

distant

Cars were a mistake.

After the last couple months, America is forced to confront the hard question:

Which is more worthless, offices or officers?

Cutting donuts in the school parking lot to support first responders and healthcare workers.

Stripes (1981)

Spotify needs a new cheap paid account type that allows creation and sharing of playlists but not actually listening to music. I just want to share my playlists with Spotify users.

Happy Groundhog Day!

Radiation has a rad foundation!

Demented and sad but social distancing.

Still waiting for the news that elections have been postponed until November 2024.

Are you a web nerd or nerd-adjacent? If so, maybe the best thing to do right now to help your friends is to set them up with a shopify, wix, or squarespace ecommerce site.

…and I’m back. I haven’t disembarked yet and I haven’t checked any news for over a week. I’m giving you all the benefit of the doubt and assuming you’ve solved American politics and cures the Roni. Thank you. Thank you all. I knew you could do it.

12-day weekend starts

NOW.

Happy Groundhog Day!

Hi-fi doom drone metal beats to relax/chill to: DepressionQuilt.com

My new Depression Quilt single is now available on Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, TIDAL, YouTube, etc, etc, etc.

Depression Quilt - An Shadow

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!

Have an idea, call it a plan.

I wonder what meat loaf thinks about climate change…