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2019-10-09: New (to me) Guitar Day.

2019-10-04: Old man yells at cloud in fantastic four sequel because that is a sorry excuse for galactus dot gif

2019-10-01: October 1st, my favorite time of the year: Time to buy 9 lbs of candy corn. Time to start my the …

2019-10-01: Who decided to call them “influencers” and not “flauntrepreneurs”?

2019-09-30: something something goose something… I guess I have to buy an Xbox One now.

2019-09-27: 🎵 FRANK ZAPPA - hyphen

2019-09-22: Yawn.

2019-09-18: Anyone: …no pun intended. Me: COWARD!

2019-09-12: After spending all that time bragging about the camera and video capabilities of iPhone 11, surely …

2019-09-11: Apple: Listen, consumer, storage is expensive so we have to charge you an extra $400 for an …

2019-09-07: Do not try the new Pizza Hut Axe-stuffed crust pizza. Trust me.

2019-08-31: PRYING OPEN MY THIRD NIPPLE

2019-08-26: Can’t wait until the McRib is back at Popeyes.

2019-08-20: 100 years ago, before The War On Drugs™️ outlawed them, all snakes were made of CBD.

2019-08-19: I put 10 years of TOOL backcatalog plays into a machine learning algorithm and it created a song: …

2019-08-16: “I won, tough. Queue like an animal.” - NIN song in the mall, 1995

2019-08-12: Are you there God? It’s me, Monday.

2019-08-11: TIL Kate Nash is not Kate Bush.

2019-08-06: IHOP is bumping Sneaker Pimps, Big Audio Dynamite, cool, cool… and Phil Collins. Never mind. …

2019-07-20: There are 2 ways to guarantee I won’t listen to your podcast: Post a link to the Apple podcast app …

2019-07-11: 🎶 Look out honey, cause I’m using technology! 🎶

2019-07-10: Save Matthew’s Van

2019-06-21: The worst part about Netflix streaming NGE is all of the people claiming the Cowboy Bebop dub is …

2019-05-29: Tucumcari IV Maycation Day 12

2019-05-29: Maycation Day 11 - sirshannon

2019-05-29: Maycation Day 10

2019-05-29: Monument Valley and the Grand Canyon Maycation Day 9

2019-05-28: Maycation Day 8

2019-05-25: Maycation Day 7

2019-05-20: Maycation Day 6 - sirshannon

2019-05-17: Ahem. Can we all please stop using Medium now?

2019-05-15: Maycation Day 3

2019-05-14: Maycation Day 2

2019-05-14: Happy Groundhog Day!

2019-05-12: Happy Groundhog Day! Maycation Day 1

2019-05-12: BORTLES! 🔥

2019-05-11: Maycation Day 0 - sirshannon

2019-05-05: Wait, Game of Thrones isn’t over? Cool. Cool.

2019-04-27: Episode 69 of Game of Thrones was damn good but I watched the latest episode of American Gods …

2019-04-26: Biden jumps in He’s yesterday’s man, and although yesterday’s world has its attractions, it’s not …

2019-04-18: If you have a Facebook account and I am in your contacts on your phone or email services, please …

2019-04-17: I don’t hate this idea. Opinion - Everyone’s Income Taxes Should Be Public - The New York Times

2019-04-14: So yeah, I’m actually using my Letterboxd account for the first time in many years.

2019-04-08: Cheers > Frasier

2019-04-04: Current status: verifying that yes, Good Times was the best American sitcom.

2019-03-31: There is a lot of good new music right now but I cannot stop listening to this album: …

2019-03-24: There is a place in the sky where we can still go to feel the heat of the sun and the cold of the …

2019-03-22: Why “tiny house” and not “kondominimum”?

2019-03-19: Dear Evan Hansen tonight. Apparently supposed to be great.

2019-03-11: Through the darkness of future taps, a developer longs to see, then waits up to twenty-four hours, …

2019-03-10: It’s already 8pm. No wonder I’m so tired. DST, ugh.

2019-03-09: All fiction is genre fiction.

2019-03-08: Sleet and/or freezing rain in uptown Charlotte right now. Awesome.

2019-03-08: CGI has come so far. They made me believe Nick Fury had 2 eyes.

2019-02-20: yelling “ENHANCE” at my blurry-ass digital photos from 1999

2019-02-16: Now the fun begins… I will spend the nect few months trying to decide how to use this paint. …

2019-02-12: Forget it, Jake. It’s Dongletown.

2019-02-08:

2019-02-04: open up your car and let the sunshine in

2019-02-04: Happy Groundhog Day!

2019-02-03: but why not Soup AND Bowl?

2019-01-30: Planetary #1 Warren Ellis, John Cassaday

2019-01-30: Re-reading Planetary so I can follow along with the It’s A Strange World podcast. Seeing so many …

2019-01-27: hashtag new profile pic

2019-01-20: Kicking the Blot Tires - sirshannon

2019-01-16: 🎵(“GAME OF THRONES” THEME MUSIC PLAYING OMINOUSLY)🎵

2019-01-13: Charlotte Winters 👎 👎

2019-01-08: I have never found a planner, notebook/journal, or even todo list app that I can use more than once …

2019-01-07: People are so quick to write off ideas as wingnut ramblings these days. Every time I start talking …

2019-01-05: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is just as good the 3rd time. Still seeing things I missed. Still …

2018-12-31: Friday, Fog, Charlotte, December Walking around uptown Charlotte with my phone on a foggy December Friday. (And a stop in Elizabeth.) …

2018-12-27: happy Groundhog Day

2018-12-21: solstice rush hour

2018-12-19: Occupy Wall Street was basically dead by the time we arrived at Zuccotti Park that December. An …

2018-12-18: .early after again

2018-12-14: Succulent.

2018-11-23: I member.

2018-11-22: Power is paramount.

2018-10-19: As far as I can tell, the “AR” in Apple’s ARKit stands for “Arranged Randomly.”

2018-10-09: Swearing is caring.

2018-10-07: Blue Ridge Parkway, October 2018 (iPhone XS Max)

2018-09-30: Celebrating National Coffee Day in Asheville. H ow did Y ou ce L ebrate Y esterday?

2018-09-24: Same.

2018-09-23: Accurate, I guess.

2018-09-21: It’s iPhone Tennis (Macs) day! Sent with Balloons. 🎵”September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire🎵

2018-09-13: I’m confused. Is it “Tennis Macs” or “Excess Macs”?

2018-09-10: It me. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/loca…

2018-09-09: Achievement Unlocked: Turned off alarms before they went off Monday morning while on vacation.

2018-09-08: the subtle bigotry of low expectations www.npr.org/sections/…

2018-08-31: Same.

2018-08-26:

2018-08-26: 360iDev 2018 Day 0 CLT -> ATL -> DEN

2018-08-25: Tarmac is the worst Inhuman.

2018-08-25: Flight now boarding… more like boreding.

2018-08-25: 🎵 Hey @ron I looked John Fahey up on Apple Music after you mentioned him. Listening to this now and …

2018-08-25: If anyone here is using Apple Music, add me. The new Friends Mix is pretty cool.

2018-08-24: I realized yesterday that the heartache, pain, sorrow, frustration, tears, time, and money I’ve …

2018-08-23: Yesterday was NCBD, as always, but also bonus NGD! I wasn’t planning to fly the Traveler Guitar to …

2018-08-16: I’ve been on dozens of social media platforms over the last 15 years. They all start the same way: …

2018-08-15: Elephants Jerald at High Street Briar. 2018.08.11

2018-08-14: Here’s to you, Guy Reading His Credit Card Info Loudly Into His Cellphone At Starbucks ☕️

2018-08-10: A 10-Pack of Songs has been updated to A 10-Pack of Summer: A chronological ride through Summer …

2018-08-06: Am at the beach. Can confirm. qz.com/1347904/b…

2018-08-04: sunset 2424 of 5544

2018-07-28: I’ve seen dockless electric scooters ridden by skaters, by white collar professionals of all ages, …

2018-07-24: “Gluten Free? Of course it is. Why would we charge extra for gluten?”

2018-07-24: My TV is dying. It is time for an upgrade. I’m not having any luck finding an affordable 3-D …

2018-07-22: Sunset 37

2018-07-21: Good morning.

2018-07-19: Guess I’m Who’s Welcome! itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

2018-07-18: hashtag blessed

2018-07-18: homo sapiens have outgrown their use

2018-06-24: It’s too heat. I can’t breath.

2018-06-23: Finally. NIN: Bad Witch itunes.apple.com

2018-06-16: 2018-06-14 Some HeroesCon Day 1 (and Day before) pics. I’ll probably take a real camera (or at …

2018-06-15: Oh, not much. Watching Chris Claremont and Ed Piskor talk about X-Men at #heroesCon …as you …

2018-06-09: Some call it “skating to where the puck will be,” some call it “moving the goal.”

2018-06-07: The Wire season 7 www.bbc.com/news/worl…

2018-06-04: You’re app doesn’t work right in iOS 12 b1. One star!

2018-06-04: Last night’s episode had too many spoilers for today’s Westworld Developer Conference keynote.

2018-06-01: Frasier was the worst person on Cheers. How do you expect me to believe his spinoff was worth …

2018-05-30: Ah… the week where I’m not running a beta version of iOS on my phone. So nice.

2018-05-29: I am now 3 years into my selfless humanitarian project wherein I replied to Linkedin recruiter spam …

2018-05-29: Happy Update Xcode Day!

2018-05-25: Some Apple users/developers wanted a new version of macOS with great new features. Some wanted fewer …

2018-05-24: Actually, it’s about ethics in memorial tweets 🙄

2018-05-24: Bluetooth is terrible on my laptop in High Sierra so I remove all devices from the pairing list. 10 …

2018-05-24: Looking forward GDPR being cancelled next week and get re-un-updated privacy policy notices from 218 …

2018-05-24: I am deeply disturbed by the current fashion trend of people Under Armor over their armor.

2018-05-21: A 10-Pack of Songs updated. Current Status: Jonesing itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

2018-05-20: I want a private Yelp so I can easily find the random great places we’ve enjoyed during road trips.

2018-05-18: Steven Universe just dropped some bombs that made Westworld jealous.

2018-05-13: Skald or Hierophant?

2018-05-10: I will agree that using Google Sumplex to robocall a business is bad when businesses atop …

2018-05-10: As of today, Apple support has instructed me to reinstall macOS on every mac I’ve upgraded to High …

2018-05-08: “Something Rotten”: Spamalot but Shakespeare.

2018-05-08: Tonight… #cultureVulture

2018-05-08: Remember that time I tricked you into drinking city water with fluoride and mind-controlled you? No, …

2018-05-04: Duh. Alex Jones: Trump Is Fighting A Computer Program That Has Decided To Kill Humans | Right Wing …

2018-05-04: Yo.

2018-05-04: I’ve owned my AirPods less than 7 weeks. This is the 3rd time I’ve had to pair them. The first time …

2018-05-03: It’s World Password Day! What’s your password?

2018-05-01: 🎵 It’s the first of May! First of May!

2018-04-30: Good job, UPS 👎

2018-04-29: 🎵 Built to Spill, Afgan Whigs, and Ed Harcourt at The Orange Peel tonight 🤘 🎶 #culturevulture

2018-04-27: my wife just called me and she wanted me to make this clear to everyone. I don’t agree with …

2018-04-27: You don’t have to agree with thanos but the mob can’t make me not love him. He is my …

2018-04-26: finally

2018-04-25: Kickstarting my new business: Spray Farmer Tan for MMA fighters.

2018-04-24: 🎶 #nowplaying itunes.apple.com

2018-04-22: I can barely use Xcode Playgrounds in Xcode 9.3 without having to force quit Xcode and Playgrounds …

2018-04-22: Is it the first of May yet? youtube.com/watch

2018-04-21: Oh, that is what “the uncarrier” meant. T-Mobile deceived customers with “false ring tones” on …

2018-04-21: Me: SmugMug bought Flickr? That’s good news. Me: checks the announcement page at …

2018-04-20: iOS 11.4 beta 2 release notes looking shady.

2018-04-15: This is fine.

2018-04-15: ATTN PARENTS: If your child is out by the back fence singing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow,” please …

2018-04-14: Writing a macOS app makes me understand why “marzipan” sounds like a great idea to anyone who has …

2018-04-12: Ready Player One (2018)

2018-04-10: Me: “Alexa! Play ‘you suffer’ by napalm death” Alexa: “here’s a sample of ‘you suffer’…” …

2018-04-03: After a fortnight with AirPods, I love them but… They aren’t loud enough, don’t sound as good …

2018-04-02: April is Autism Awareness month. My son has autism so I’m spreading awareness with these 3 things: …

2018-03-31: Front brain: “cocoapods for command line apps won’t work for me, I guess I’m creating a Cocoa app to …

2018-03-30: 🎶 #nowplaying

2018-03-30: finally

2018-03-20: Repeat after me, as loud as possible: “Alexa, shuffle Jonathan Coulton songs.”

2018-03-12: forgot to set my biological clock

2018-03-12: “Hotlanta”

2018-03-11: That looks just like a big ol’ butt.

2018-03-08: let me explain this joke

2018-03-04: Fuck yeah, Roger Deakins!

2018-03-04: I’m way more excited about the new season of Atlanta than the Solo movie, especially since I just …

2018-03-03: Slept 10 hours last night. Jetlag is real.

2018-03-02: All Dogs Go to Eleven

2018-03-01: Mondays, amirite?!

2018-02-27: scenic Minneapolis

2018-02-18: You know, if someone explained that gun ranges allow people to enjoy recreational gun use, …

2018-02-18: JoCo 2018 : Prologue 2018-02-15 Thursday Went to see Black Panther after work. 2018-02-16 Friday CLT looks okay when …

2018-02-17: Weird thing I noticed 2/3 through Black Panther: unlike in his first MCU appearance, Black Panther …

2018-02-17: I wonder if there is a quiet army of iOS/Swift/other developers who want to contribute to OSS …

2018-02-16: Happy Groundhog Day! Gertrude can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message and she will …

2018-02-15: finally

2018-02-15: Why are millennials eating HomePods?!

2018-02-13: Happy Groundhog Day! This morning, Gertrude unfurled a “Mission Accomplished” banner and declared …

2018-02-12: 82 hours until Black Panther!

2018-02-12:

2018-02-10: After rebooting my laptop (because I am apparently using macXP), I am stuck with this. And no, I did …

2018-02-10: The coolest part about this error message is how completely signed in I am. High Sierra was a …

2018-02-10: What’s the trick to turning “unlock macbook with watch” on again after moving to a new watch?

2018-02-05: Whelp, it has finally happened: my Series 0 Apple Watch has finally aged out of its usefulness. It …

2018-02-03: Happy Groundhog Day! If she saw her shadow today, we will get 6 more episodes of Steven Universe …

2018-02-02: Happy Groundhog Day! 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch 🎶

2018-01-27: Vacation rule number one: leave home with zero open browser tabs on any device that is leaving home …

2018-01-25: No running water today. Had to brush my teeth with Red Bull™

2018-01-21: Prongles > Pringles.

2018-01-20: JORTLES!

2018-01-18: Nothing’s ever perfect but the weather.

2018-01-15: Ugh. Tide pods aren’t even good.

2018-01-09:

2018-01-08: we’ll never say anything nice again, will we?

2017-12-30: I am Jack’s insomnia monologue.

2017-12-28: I’m around halfway through The Leftovers. It is (occasionally) the Feel Bad Series of the Year, as …

2017-12-21: “The new iPhone X is amazing, with speeds of up to 20x faster than your old crippled iPhone 7 that …

2017-12-19: Anyone know if Star Wars: The Latest Jedi is out yet?

2017-12-16: Amway is the real occupy wall street.

2017-12-12: Yo, Tip, what’s wrong with snails?

2017-12-08: hashtag sleet emojicon

2017-12-07: So Apple calls the little home button replacement on on the iPhone X the “indicator for accessing …

2017-12-07: I upgraded to macOS 10.13.2 High Sierra today. I am enjoying now its great new features such as a …

2017-12-02: Accidentally walked into Starbucks without headphones. Why me, lord… WHY ME?!?!

2017-11-29: Once you pop… That’s GREAT! #commerce

2017-11-12: Shannon’s Law (AZ)

2017-11-11: Install iOS game. Launche app & read “better with headphones.” Close app. Repeat monthly for …

2017-11-09: I installed iOS 11.1 beta because 11.0 felt like a beta. 11.1 betas barely felt like betas, more …

2017-11-08: Maybe a Windows user can answer this: How many weeks does it normally take to boot Windows?

2017-11-06: Who tf is Bonny Bear?

2017-11-04: Who you got? #UFC217

2017-11-02: some video from our show Friday: m.facebook.com/permalink…

2017-11-01: your anger is a .gif

2017-10-31: Candy for dinner! 🎃 Happy Holidays! 👻 Happy Halloween!

2017-10-29: A Very Special Halloween Edition 10-Pack: itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

2017-10-25: Traffic so bad, it should be in detention.

2017-10-23: My 10-Pack playlist is now Broken Social Scene: itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

2017-10-22: No, Siri, YOU proceed to the route!

2017-10-08: If your news source is discussing how much money a movie made instead of how great the movie is, you …

2017-10-07: I’m glad I waited and went to see Blade Runner 2049 while it was raining.

2017-10-07: Just a reminder: Amazon devices are cool and probably best in class but Amazon still makes The Wost …

2017-10-07: tbh, I’m going to see Blade Runner alone today because I feel like it is too personal to go as a …

2017-10-06: Today is Replicant Awareness Day. sirshannon.tumblr.com/post/2471…

2017-10-06: How can you call yourself a serious critic but not include Interstellar in your “35 Best Space …

2017-10-01: If every day can’t be Halloween, the least we can do is every day of October.

2017-09-25: Donald Turmp doesn’t care about Puerto Ricans.

2017-09-24: Best iPhone 8 feature so far: slow sync flash. I tested it Friday and it is nice.

2017-09-22: Current status: “iCloud restore is paused until this iphone cools down”

2017-09-22: Never forget. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/loca…

2017-09-21: Happy Groundhog Day!

2017-09-19:

2017-09-19: Sounds good to me! ijr.com/2017/09/9…

2017-09-18: My grandfather’s definition of hot chick was pretty broad.

2017-09-16: Lifehack: cut the crusts off your PB

2017-09-12: Putting the iPhone 9 on a shelf next to my iPhone 2.

2017-09-11: Has anyone uploaded tomorrow’s Apple keynote to the torrent sites yet?

2017-09-10: After 15 years, Apple gives up on convincing people to pronounce it “O S 10” and changes “OS X” to …

2017-09-09: One way to know I’m writing a camera app.

2017-09-07: I’ve been talking smack about QR codes (again) recently. So, of course, I’ve used them more in the …

2017-09-03: Sunday #breakfast via #amtrak #canamera and #hashtags

2017-09-03: I, for one, welcome our new App Store Editors.

2017-08-30: Maybe we could start a Kickstarter for HBO to buy some writers for Game of Thrones next season. …

2017-08-30: Where can I find the best Pumpkin Spice avocado toast?

2017-08-26: The good news: my camera app now saves depth data (iOS 11 is gonna be fun, y’all). The bad news: …

2017-08-24: Yes.

2017-08-24: Starting to worry that “I should verify coach on Amtrak is still horrible” may turn out to have been …

2017-08-24: My current 10-Pack playlist contains 10 great songs by Beauty Pill. …

2017-08-16: Decided to make myself an iOS camera app with handcrafted bespoke artisanal filters. Have to say I’m …

2017-08-14: How many Bluetooth devices are listed in your phone’s settings?

2017-08-10: Updated with 10/10 Arcade Fire songs: itunes.apple.com/us/playli…

2017-08-06: “Creep on trucking”

2017-08-03: “It’s like Uber for Tinder for Uber drivers.”

2017-08-02: Sorry, Elevation. You want to be PTL, you have to P more L than that. Tick crawling to another dog.

2017-08-01: Jesus loves me, this I know, for the loud annoying guy on the corner yelled me so.

2017-07-29: Current tattoo healing status: I’m a little teapot.

2017-07-29: “If you prick us, do we not spew high-pressured red liquid for surreal distances and …

2017-07-28: Other than the title character/actor and the “romance” plotline, this was pretty good. …

2017-07-28: I just realized that both of the apps I have in the app store were started in my CocaConf DC hotel …

2017-07-28: vimeo.com/226569671

2017-07-28: Millennials killed search suggestions.

2017-07-27: Updated the playlist yesterday in honor of being woken up 3 times in the last week at 5:15am 👎 …

2017-07-26: I always feel like crepe myrtles are trying to kill me.

2017-07-26: Millennials killed the radio star.

2017-07-25: Millennials killed Flash.

2017-07-23: I accidentally Spider-Man: Homecoming. #cultureVulture

2017-07-21: Are we sure iOS 10 isn’t a beta?

2017-07-19: Jimmy Wales needs to start a Patreon.

2017-07-19: And so ends the holiday season. Between mid-May & mid-July, my family celebrates all 3 of our …

2017-07-16: A 10-Pack of Songs: My semi-constantly updating handpicked playlist of music I recommend has been …

2017-07-16: At least twice a day, I have to remind myself that no, iOS 10.3.2 is not a beta, there is no excuse …

2017-07-14: sirshannon: Anti-Hydra; Pro-Kraken.

2017-07-12: Humpday! Groundhog Day! NCBD! Celebrate!

2017-07-11: Tonight: The King & I… #cultureVulture

2017-07-07: Sturgill Simpson tonight. D Always a damn good show. . #cultureVulture

2017-07-07: I used to have really bad allergic reactions to SnakeOil but since switching to a homeopathic brand, …

2017-07-07: OH: Remember when your last stepdad got “DYLF” tattooed on his knuckles? Classic!

2017-07-07:

2017-07-02: I am not but, thanks to you, I am now imagining the things you could do with scripting + Files.app

2017-06-28: almost like being somewhere

2017-06-27: I apparently can’t even enjoy a night at the theater without buying a comic book.

2017-06-27: . #cultureCulture

2017-06-26: When you steal my joke and tweet or post it, you owe me a nickel. When I steal your, I owe you a …

2017-06-25: The orchid is a really good listener. #cake @xoxoclt

2017-06-24: … #CAKE #cultureVulture

2017-06-24: Fargo Season 3 is the True Detective Season 2 we deserved.

2017-06-23: @manton It looks like posting with a hashtag as the first char causes the hashtag to be stripped. …

2017-06-23: #cultureVulture

2017-06-21: #cultureVulture

2017-06-19: Shitty, out-of-context, misused Gone Girl quotes are the new shitty, out-of-context, misused Fight …

2017-06-19: Sisyphus is my roll model.

2017-06-19: Sisyphus is my roll model.

2017-06-19: I may have forgotten how to morning.

2017-06-14: This f’n guy.

2017-06-14: Current status.

2017-06-14: I spent the 100 minutes of this beach sunrise time lapse kicking myself for setting up too late and …

2017-06-13: Accidentally read some news. Damn it.

2017-06-12: I don’t understand why they call Apple’s new building “the spaceship” …

2017-06-12: Each week, after watching the latest episode of American Gods, I think “American Gods must be …

2017-06-12: Stacking paper.

2017-06-10:

2017-06-10: What is your favorite beach song?

2017-06-09: finally got to see this. I wish DC had put out a good movie like this first so BvS would have had a …

2017-06-07: Drag and drop in iOS11 is a game changer.

2017-06-04: Not sure which was worse: guy arguing that plain text password storage is great or guy arguing …

2017-06-03: Is there a website to name and shame sites/companies that store user passwords in plain text?

2017-05-30: Happy Ground Hog Day!

2017-05-29: I vote “yes.”

2017-05-28:

2017-05-27: The Noise Closet looks larger when the amplifiers are removed (for cleaning).

2017-05-26: Everything Wrong with Batman V Superman in 6 Hours 32 Minutes dot YouTube dot com

2017-05-25: Pro tip: Call everyone “Gary.” #lifehack

2017-05-25: Hickman dropping science.

2017-05-24: Michael Cera is the new Marlon Brando. I’ve been saying it for years. Now everyone will …

2017-05-24: [yawn] It’s early… [stretch, yawn] Might as well get up and watch Twin Peaks: The …

2017-05-20: Same.

2017-05-14: May 14 will be on a Sunday (Mother’s Day) in 2023, 2028 and 2034. Then not again until 2045.

2017-05-14: Happy Holidays!

2017-05-13: Worse nickname: Gamebred or Taserface?

2017-05-13: Can’t believe they let Nick Spencer write an episode of Sesame Street. …

2017-05-12: When I start listening to “call the police” by LCD SoundSystem, I have to stop and …

2017-05-10: Happy Birthday to me.

2017-05-09: Christmas is over if you want it. #warOnChristmas2018

2017-05-08: I will burn my voter registration card and become a Turmp evangelist if he sends the Hulu Apple TV …

2017-05-07: Dance like they are watching you – because they are watching you.

2017-05-06: Real History.

2017-05-02: Attack on Titan spoiler alert 🚨 Mikasa… is Sukasa.

2017-05-01: OMGIJUSTREALIZEDTHISKIDONFREAKSANDGEEKSISGILFOYLE!

2017-04-30: :(

2017-04-30: Jonathan Coulton - First of May [youtube.com/watch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8)

2017-04-30: April, done.

2017-04-30: #nowplaying

2017-04-30: Considering Dead Kennedys’ “Halloween” as a cover for an upcoming Halloween gig. …

2017-04-27: The Black Monday Murders and the day I was born.

2017-04-26: Following people is easy: guess their username and add it to the site URL in a browser, fave a post, …

2017-04-26: I hate wasting sick days being sick.

2017-04-25: The first rule of [new platform] is that you use it to talk about [new platform].

2017-04-24: hey lil world!